Happy New Year All

I would like to take this time to wish all my future readers a very warm and succesful New Year. As I've said in my profile I will be hitting out at the numpties very hard this year. It doesn't matter what line of business your in...if you cross me the world is gonna know - I promise.
No matter how trivial the story is in any paper or what I see before my very eye's on the television...your avin' it, big style so be warned!!!

Steady On Tiger

So Tiger's on the run again. He and a few close friends (and boy does he need them now), have hired a luxury boat to cruise around Barbados for Christmas. What about the kids Tiger? What will you send them...a Barbie doll each?

Car-toon farce

Well there you have it folks, one rule for the rich and one for the poor. Fabricio Coloccini was caught doing 103 mph in his £100,000 Bentley and escaped with six penalty points and a £750 fine. Take Mr Average in his Volvo on the same stretch of road at the same time and get caught and see what the consequences are??? It would appear from the comment replies from the Sun readers what a bunch of knobheads they really are!!! Some say he is a god, some say he should have got off! Well Mr Coloccini, had you been in front of me in the court, you could have kissed your football carrer goodbye. In a Bentley at 103 mph, hitting a post, wall, car, or even a human being would have seen your death, their death and left your 2 children fatherless. Do you think that you are a god and can come back to life? Get a bike, grow up and start acting like a proper professional not a complete Richard Cranium.

Pure Greed

Here is only what can be described as pure greed. Mr Young (on the left), complain's he has no more of his £400 million since the credit crunch. Mrs young (on the right), has been evicted from her £8,000 a month flat since he won't pay for it. I might add at the point there are 2 children involved here. I pay my ex-wife every week without fail my maintance money so that my kids have heat, food and little luxuries.Mr Young, get up off your arse, pay your ex-wife what she is owed (for putting up with you) and get back to earning what you do best...MONEY, you greedy bastard.

Flying the flag at half mast

204 years ago amidst the west coast of Spain, one of the most spectacular battles ever fought, took place in water. British ships under Admiral Lord Nelson’s command squared up to 33 French & Spanish ships west of Cape Trafalgar – hence the “Battle of Trafalgar”.

Nelson sunk 22 of his enemy ships without losing any of his own. A victory for Britain’s naval hero’s and as a result, quashed Bonaparte’s wishes to invade British Isles. The most significant thing about that battle was the boat HMS Spartiate, which flew a flag on its mast measuring 224cm x 356cm and hand stitched by 540 crew members. After the battle and in recognition of his bravery, the flag was presented to Lieutenant James Clephan.

204 years later a descendent of the very man named, living in Australia, was looking through his drawers in his house and came across this very flag. GREED set in his heart. MMMM I wonder what this would fetch. He set about enquiring around auction houses and was told it would sell for about $A26, 576. In a recession, any money counts.

This is now where we head back home to Britain. Whispers, murmurs, mumbles and discussions of this find. Now let’s break off for a few financial facts:-

Duke Of Westminster £6.5 Billion
Sir Richard Branson £1.2 Billion
Sir Phillip Green £3.8 Billion
Simon Cowell £120 million

The above people appear in Britain’s 2009 Rich List. Why should I mention them…well read on...
The battle for the flag was well under way once again, one bidder in the auction room and a bidder bidding by phone…very very far away. Could it be Richard from his Necker Island or even Phillip calling from Monaco tax haven? Maybe Simon was calling from Los Angelis to find out if his knighthood had been lost in the latest postal strike. No, no and no again to all the above. There was one clue there in the riddle…America. Yes folks the land of the plenty has struck again but this bidder from America had to battle with us first. The UK Government imposed a temporary export ban to give any British Museum a chance to match the sale price. Now at this point I am kicking the sh*t out of my wall. The flag was eventually sold for £384,000 to the Americano – hey buddy spare a dime.

What’s my point!!! Above, I named 4 very rich listed people with a combined worth of over £11.5 Billion pounds (%*@k). Yes, you heard right £11.5 Billion pounds. All knew of this flag, all could have benefited from this item yet not even the lowest of the Rich List – footballers, singers, entertainers stepped in to save a British heritage. Mr Cowell really, you drive around in a Rolls Royce claiming to be royalty, even parking on double yellow lines and get away with it. Mr Green, your happy to sell us English clothing made abroad and piss off to Monaco in your tax free haven. So Mr Branson, you could have launched a new line in Virgin flags had you bought the original for £1 million if it went that far. Oh no, not ye old lot. You’ll moan about Britain and its faults, take the poor mans wages via your clothing or record stores each weekend and that’s your support. Oh did I mention Mr Cowell’s phone-ins…sorry I forgot that factor. Hey guy’s if you’re reading this, look at my bulldog above, guess what…it’s a British Thoroughbred.

Lets not Facebook the music & dance

When are Facebook going to face up to their duties and secure their so called masterpiece website? Yet another person killed for what reason…because of greed. All you need is a photo, an e-mail address and you will be committed to the biggest internet freak show in history. My heart goes out to Ashleigh Hall’s family and friends. What Facebook is doing surely must be illegal is it not. I know what you’re thinking…eh up, what about MySpace etc. Yes, their just as dodgy but there is a cut off point. With Facebook you put your full name on and the world knows all about you. Anyone can write bad gossip about you or even block you, what the hell is that all about???

Then there are the so called “would be gangsters” with their pathetic finger signs, arms crossed or even a “finger gun gestures”, “ooohh look at me I’m a bad boy”. What Facebook is doing is not far short encouraging this sort of behaviour. What about the “prick” who urinated on a war veterans poppy wreath. Within hours he was the star of Facebook with his mates saying, “Awesome”, “nice one”!!!

How many more murders, sexual assaults, gangster crimes have to pass through this website before action is taken? Oh, and a word to the wise...if you have built up quite a debt in society and think you’ve got away with it – think again. A little birdy has informed me that financial houses can now track down debtors through Facebook. Remember when you thought it was a great thing to sign up for…”Oh shit”, yes I gave my picture and real name!!! It won’t take a company you owe money to, very long to track you by postcode…so beware you crazy people. Yes I owe money like everyone else and I have every intention of paying it all back in full with interest.

My Hero

At time of going to press today I am so happy to see that someone in Great Britain has balls. Those fine set of balls belong to Trevor Beattie a business tycoon who has single handily stepped in to save 9 old ladies from the streets of our society. One lady in question is non other than Louisa Watts…why is she so special then. It is because she is the 5th oldest woman in Britain today now aged 106 years old. Now in Louisa’s day, especially during the war days, people pulled together. What a shame Wolverhampton County Council didn’t do the same. Thanks to Mr Beattie, nine women who will have at some point in their lives served in the war, will now have an extra year of peace and reflection and think what has happened to this now shallow country.

Mr Beattie I salute you and all you stand for. Let’s hope that some of the Premier footballers see what you have done and now take a stand to stop this kind of thing happening again…thank you once again Trevor.