Poor Coleen

Well no more than Toni Terry, John Terry's fateful wife, Coleen has done the unimaginable same too. "But I need Wayne in my life", she cried! Hey love this ain't no Mills & Boon saga, you can close the book and get on with life as normal. You however, will close your eyes and see images of Wayne butt naked with maybe 3 slappers next time...do you think that's fair to yourself or Kai? Thought not. Yet you seem to have this almighty power that everything will turn out like a fairytale. Well it can't be the money, you are a power to behold on TV in your ads. You have style, grace, elegance, beauty...need I go on? So why take back a man who has done this twice, do you think it will stop there? All I can wish for is that one day if you ever read this article in my blog you will think, my God someone did care for me out there and it wasn't Wayne.
Good Luck Chuck xxxx

Over and Out

So then Kerry, how many people around Britain are thinking the same thing right now about you???. You have again told the world how you felt in your darkest hour, my god woman, you've had a few of them. You snorted, you drank, you partied...hang on a minute, doesn't this sound familiar to what we read about every day in the papers? Okay, so you had a few knock backs. You now have a chance to put things right and show us all. tell you what girl, take a year off just to be with your kids eh!. The houses are gone, the money's gone, the work's sort of gone but...the kids will always be there to tell you what you are doing right. Forget the men, they have all been car crashes and at times the airbag didn't inflate. Rebuild your life, put the kids first now and every time and get on with life, no more tears, no more tales of woe.

Patience young man, Patience

Well, George you just can't help yourself can you. Here you are worth a staggering £80 million and yet that couldn't save you from jail. What was one of your songs called...oh yeh "Everything she wants", well my dear boy it is you who now needs the help!!! You may feel at home though with those burly boys in prison but the damage has been done. Wait till you wake up the first morning in there and see if you mind blowing ways were worth it. No sprawling bedroom to float about in, no refreshing shower to knock the weed out of your soul, just the cold hard facts of life...I F*cked up!!!

People like you don't deserve what you have, there are armies of soloists and bands who would give anything to have ⅛th of what you have (sorry for the drug pun there folks, you knew it was coming didn't you). You will now have to lay your soul bare for all the world to see and it might help you readjust when you come out in 2 weeks time. WHAT! I hear you cry. Well if Paris can do it and Lindsay Lohan can do it, why shouldn't George get out early - we wait with baited breath.

Yes, I'm back folks don't dispair. I've not been to jail, I've not been to a priory clinic to dry out...I've been just simply busy with my new job. Well I've bought a paper (as always) everyday and there are some juicy topics coming your way, so hold tight, ring the lawyers and the stars better be afraid now because I'm coming after you.

Pete Dopey

There must be one judge in this country just waiting to get his hands on Pete Doherty. Yet again in the papers for all the wrong reasons.

Pete Doherty's manager, Andrew Boyd, appeared in court today charged over a hit-and-run crash in which a man was critically injured.

He is charged with failing to stop at the scene of a road accident, failing to report a road accident, driving "without reasonable consideration" and dangerous driving. He is also charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice, no change there then, driving other than in accordance with a licence, and driving without insurance. Pedestrian Chris Corder, 42, was seriously injured in the crash and remains in a coma at the Royal London Hospital. Outside court his three older sisters said Mr Corder was in a "serious but stable" condition. Boyd was bailed - on condition he does not drive any motor vehicle - to return to Ipswich Crown Court for a plea and case management hearing on December 3. Now why would any living being bail someone like Boyd when his star Doherty has just fled the country in relation to new charges regarding the death of a socialite in his flat. Yes I'm dumbstruck too folks!!!

A Real Fucking Hero...At Last

I am sorry for the bad language in my heading folk's but you've gotta hand it to John Travolta, what a star. Travolta joins a ballooning lists of stars aiding Haiti in its greatest hour of need. Angelina Jolie and Brad are donating $1 million to Doctors Without Borders; Madonna has pledged $250,000; but she's worth more than that surely, Lance Armstrong has given $1 million through his LiveStrong Foundation; Haiti-born Wyclef Jean has raised over $1 million through his Yele Hait Earthquake Fund; and George Clooney will host a telethon Jan. 22 on MTV to raise funds. It just goes to show there is human faith after all. But what about our Brits. Richard Branson has a shit load of planes, BA need the coverage plus not to mention the COE's of Britain with private jets that could fly in specialist teams...nah too much trouble for them I suppose. Ah well, the Yanks are a comming.

Posh Croc...more like a berk..in, in them shades

Well you've got to hand it to Posh, she knows how to be tactful. Whilst stars of stage and screen clammer for a piece of the action in Haiti, Posh arrives at an Los Angeles airport for a flight to London. The 35-year-old flashed her new red crocodile-skin Birkin number by designer Hermes in front of waiting photographers. Posh’s latest purchase adds to her collection of more than 100 Birkin bags, which is worth a cool £1.5million. Hey Posh have you thought 2 bags would be enough and "I know, I'll sell the rest and give the money to survivors in Haiti". Nah, too simple to take all that in eh!

Call yourself British, at least Princess Diane looked death in the face when she tackled landmines, a true Brit through and through. Oh by the way folks, did a hit on Google for "Victoria Beckham in sunglasses", came up with 260,000 views, that a lot of a face to hide Vicky darling xx