A United Miners

So here are a few of the rescued miners of the Chilean Miners Disaster. Guess what folks, they've just been invited to a full VIP trip with all the trimmings to Manchester United to see the stadium and Alex Ferguson. Wow how will they see it all with those bloody glasses on!!! And my point here? Every day our troops risk life and limb to protect this country and when they come home what do they get...fuck all! Spat at by non-residents, told they'll have to wait 4 years for any claim relating in a lost limb etc. When that plane lands in Manchester Airport it should be re-fuelled and sent back to Chile along with those so called heroes, £250 pair of glasses each huh! What about our lads back packs, fuck all in there worth £250 is there!!!

A Right Charlie

So this is Charlie Gilmour, who thought it would be a rockstar fitting to tear down a Union Jack. What he forgot to think about during his drug fuelled rampage was... it was attached to the worlds most famous Cenotaph. Whoops!!! A report today after his arrest quoted him as saying (Telegraph)...“The red tops [tabloid newspapers] can go f*** themselves. They’re the despicable ones, they should have been paying attention to the poor person who had to have brain surgery after the police smashed her in, not to f****** stupid me swinging off a flag.
There's the two key words folks - Stupid and Me. Here is a 21 year old who's father, rock legend, David Gilmour of Pink Floyd adopted him as his son and sent him to a very posh school. David Gilmour is worth today £78 million quid. Wouldn't Charlie been better of handing out some of that money on the day to make sure his fellow poor students could afford the education he had. He could of put 8600 students through for a good term. That would have given him a proper recognition, don't you think Mr Gilmour - knobhead.

WTF! Last Tango In Paris

How the hell does Paris Hilton do it? Turning up at court with more legal staff than the Queen, dressed like a receptionist, admits to having 0.8 grams of cocaine in someone else's handbag but said it wasn't hers she just picked it up at a club and gets off!!! Now then, has anybody stopped to think of this simple quirk in the case!!! Paris is her own woman right. She will have made absolutely shit loads of friends around the world - with me so far? If I were a judge, the first thing I would have said to Paris was, "Did you have your phone with you that night Miss Hilton", "Yes I did your honour", would of come the reply. A woman so heavily connected like Paris would not of left her phone behind because of the phone numbers in it etc, so it was in the bag where the drugs fell out, that she had with her - case closed, 4 years in prison and lets start now showing the rich and famous just because of who you are, you will be treated no different from now on. Am I right or am I right??????????????????

Poor Coleen

Well no more than Toni Terry, John Terry's fateful wife, Coleen has done the unimaginable same too. "But I need Wayne in my life", she cried! Hey love this ain't no Mills & Boon saga, you can close the book and get on with life as normal. You however, will close your eyes and see images of Wayne butt naked with maybe 3 slappers next time...do you think that's fair to yourself or Kai? Thought not. Yet you seem to have this almighty power that everything will turn out like a fairytale. Well it can't be the money, you are a power to behold on TV in your ads. You have style, grace, elegance, beauty...need I go on? So why take back a man who has done this twice, do you think it will stop there? All I can wish for is that one day if you ever read this article in my blog you will think, my God someone did care for me out there and it wasn't Wayne.
Good Luck Chuck xxxx

Over and Out

So then Kerry, how many people around Britain are thinking the same thing right now about you???. You have again told the world how you felt in your darkest hour, my god woman, you've had a few of them. You snorted, you drank, you partied...hang on a minute, doesn't this sound familiar to what we read about every day in the papers? Okay, so you had a few knock backs. You now have a chance to put things right and show us all. tell you what girl, take a year off just to be with your kids eh!. The houses are gone, the money's gone, the work's sort of gone but...the kids will always be there to tell you what you are doing right. Forget the men, they have all been car crashes and at times the airbag didn't inflate. Rebuild your life, put the kids first now and every time and get on with life, no more tears, no more tales of woe.

Patience young man, Patience

Well, George you just can't help yourself can you. Here you are worth a staggering £80 million and yet that couldn't save you from jail. What was one of your songs called...oh yeh "Everything she wants", well my dear boy it is you who now needs the help!!! You may feel at home though with those burly boys in prison but the damage has been done. Wait till you wake up the first morning in there and see if you mind blowing ways were worth it. No sprawling bedroom to float about in, no refreshing shower to knock the weed out of your soul, just the cold hard facts of life...I F*cked up!!!

People like you don't deserve what you have, there are armies of soloists and bands who would give anything to have ⅛th of what you have (sorry for the drug pun there folks, you knew it was coming didn't you). You will now have to lay your soul bare for all the world to see and it might help you readjust when you come out in 2 weeks time. WHAT! I hear you cry. Well if Paris can do it and Lindsay Lohan can do it, why shouldn't George get out early - we wait with baited breath.

Yes, I'm back folks don't dispair. I've not been to jail, I've not been to a priory clinic to dry out...I've been just simply busy with my new job. Well I've bought a paper (as always) everyday and there are some juicy topics coming your way, so hold tight, ring the lawyers and the stars better be afraid now because I'm coming after you.