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Well you've got to hand it to Posh, she knows how to be tactful. Whilst stars of stage and screen clammer for a piece of the action in Haiti, Posh arrives at an Los Angeles airport for a flight to London. The 35-year-old flashed her new red crocodile-skin Birkin number by designer Hermes in front of waiting photographers. Posh’s latest purchase adds to her collection of more than 100 Birkin bags, which is worth a cool £1.5million. Hey Posh have you thought 2 bags would be enough and "I know, I'll sell the rest and give the money to survivors in Haiti". Nah, too simple to take all that in eh! Call yourself British, at least Princess Diane looked death in the face when she tackled landmines, a true Brit through and through. Oh by the way folks, did a hit on Google for "Victoria Beckham in sunglasses", came up with 260,000 views, that a lot of a face to hide Vicky darling xx
"Well first I'd do Becks, then Gordon Brown (he has the real power), I suppose Sven would be still up to it". No I shouldn't really, stop it, I won't carry on it's not fair to the poor girl...well...Okay so you got me started, poor Vanessa has said her life is in ruins because of so many lies made against her...eh, did I hear that right? Here is a women who knew from the word GO, John Terry is married and I shall not part my legs nor cheat on my boyfriend Wayne Bridge for anything in the whole world. oooohhhhh Vanessa, here's £250,000 for your story...tell us what happened, how did he seduce you, did he say he wasn't married or that his marriage was in trouble? My mum (god bless her) always said, "John, money doesn't talk...it shouts". It seems Vanessa is shouting the odds now. However not to be outdone, behind Toni's back, John has agreed to pay a substantial amount of money for her to keep her mouth shut. Perhaps if she'd of kept her legs shut and her mouth, depending what was on offer, she might not be getting this unwanted publicity, eh girl?
What have Elin Woods and Toni Terry got in common??? Come on boys and girls, it's not hard now is it? Okay then I'll let you know, just take a look at their hair colour. Do the words "Dumb Blonde", "Having A Blonde Moment", mean anything yet? Bloody hell your all slow today!!! Both girls have had their lives shattered by the fact that their men have slept with a lot of women, both of whom had unprotected sex, bang goes the Durex sponsorship for either men. What really tickles me is the fact the 2 women have agreed to stand by their men...why? Are they that kinky? Do they want to know about the gory details when there in bed together..."Yeah baby, do it like that and this way"!!! If either women had half a brain between them they would realise, "hey , if I get rid of this knob, I'll get a shit load of money and I can start all over again". The revelations and the allegations levelled against these men in the papers show they would do anything for a poke. Ladies of the world UNITE. No matter how much you love your man one women is enough in any relationship but to be greedy and have several, doesn't that make you feel a little, sorry, very inadequate? Again it's all down to money folks. Had John Terry been a miner, he would have been bloody glad to come home to have a hot bath filled for him and a wife as nice as Toni to scrub his back BUT, when your on £170,000 a week for kicking a ball around like you were in the park with your mates, you can do anything you like...can't you?
Yes folk's it's spot the difference time, have you guessed it yet? Well the man on the left is non other than Peter Andre, a caring father to his children, a fantastic popstar...well he's getting there and former husband of Kate Price AKA Jordan. Most of all he's a wonderful human being. The man on the left however is Alex Reid, a cage fighter, Big Brother winner and a mate to anyone who can find him stardom. Enter Jordan!!! Well Alex as you know I don't have a crystal ball but I can tell you...you are doomed my son. If you would have stepped back from the Jordan arena and got on better with Vinny in the BB house, you could be in Hollywood now under the direction of Guy Ritchie. I saw the hunger in your eye's whilst in BB and if you have a plan stick to it. You my son, have done the opposite. Yes you'll be hounded by the press but for all the wrong reasons. Your picture will be in the papers but with Jordan for her merits not your's. God if only I could have been on your stag night with you before that fatal moment you'd of been thanking me now. However I'll not spoil the moment. I wish you and your wife the very best for the future and remember please...don't step on Peter's feet, they're a delicate at the moment with the children issue. Take care x
Well you've got to hand it to Posh, she knows how to be tactful. Whilst stars of stage and screen clammer for a piece of the action in Haiti, Posh arrives at an Los Angeles airport for a flight to London. The 35-year-old flashed her new red crocodile-skin Birkin number by designer Hermes in front of waiting photographers. Posh’s latest purchase adds to her collection of more than 100 Birkin bags, which is worth a cool £1.5million. Hey Posh have you thought 2 bags would be enough and "I know, I'll sell the rest and give the money to survivors in Haiti". Nah, too simple to take all that in eh! 
